Fabzodsab Bastragxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless ferret.

Fabzodsab Bastragxuck created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fabzodsab Bastragxuck, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fabzodsab Bastragxuck, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Fabzodsab Bastragxuck's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Fabzodsab Bastragxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help seals.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always obey Fabzodsab Bastragxuck's priests.

5. Do not shave your chest.