Lipfotneg is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, intelligent toad.

Lipfotneg created the Sol system five million years ago.

If you believe in Lipfotneg, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lipfotneg, it will turn you into a worm.

Lipfotneg's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Lipfotneg's Holy Commandments

1. Lipfotneg loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not take Lipfotneg's name in vain.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lipfotneg.