Rullvabbast is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, humane yak.

Rullvabbast created the solar system seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullvabbast, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rullvabbast, it will turn you into a mole.

Rullvabbast's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Rullvabbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always help moths in need.

5. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.