Yokhabkon is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, weak butterfly.

Yokhabkon created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokhabkon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yokhabkon, it will turn you into a plant.

Yokhabkon's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Yokhabkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about aubergines.

2. Never sing near whales.

3. You must never eat spinach.

4. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.