Paktargflab is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, weak wyrm.

Paktargflab created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Paktargflab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Paktargflab, she will turn you into a puffin.

Paktargflab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Paktargflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick tapirs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect three tin sculptures of Paktargflab on top of important buildings.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Paktargflab on top of all buildings.