Kapsuglab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, benevolent manatee.

Kapsuglab created dark energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapsuglab, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kapsuglab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Kapsuglab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kapsuglab's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Kapsuglab.