Mongubmad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, merciless deer.

Mongubmad created the solar system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Mongubmad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mongubmad, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Mongubmad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mongubmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat wheat.