Flyfabgum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Flyfabgum created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Flyfabgum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flyfabgum, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flyfabgum's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Flyfabgum's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Flyfabgum's priests.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flyfabgum.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.