Ontqueeghug is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, self-confident bee.

Ontqueeghug created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ontqueeghug, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ontqueeghug, he will manifest in front of you.

Ontqueeghug's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ontqueeghug's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not shave your legs.