Cedfudfet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, all-knowing gorilla.

Cedfudfet created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedfudfet, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cedfudfet, she will turn you into a mole.

Cedfudfet's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cedfudfet's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not covet oxen.