Giddapgab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, awesome butterfly.

Giddapgab created water six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Giddapgab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Giddapgab, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Giddapgab's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Giddapgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention nematodes.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Run away from cyan turtles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.