Kikkopinghimpogjigcib is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ill-tempered fish.

Kikkopinghimpogjigcib created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikkopinghimpogjigcib, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kikkopinghimpogjigcib, he will remove you from existence.

Kikkopinghimpogjigcib's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Kikkopinghimpogjigcib's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never think ill of sick snakes.