Kanliglag is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omniscient horse.

Kanliglag created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanliglag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kanliglag, it will throw large rocks at you.

Kanliglag's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Kanliglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Retreat if five great tits approach from the west.

3. Never think about stars.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not wear cyan clothing.