Misjatjon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fast skunk.

Misjatjon created a quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misjatjon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Misjatjon, she will cry a lot.

Misjatjon's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Misjatjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Misjatjon's name in vain.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.