Safponnut is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, blissful lizard.

Safponnut created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Safponnut, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Safponnut, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Safponnut's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Safponnut's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back brown.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Never talk about doves.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.