Quimtigced is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, kind camel.

Quimtigced created gold nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimtigced, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quimtigced, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Quimtigced's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Quimtigced's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Respect your elders.