Queegwathin is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, witty wasp.

Queegwathin created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegwathin, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Queegwathin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Queegwathin's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Queegwathin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Hide if three pigs approach from the west.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not laugh in public.