Paskenhot is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, calm wasp.

Paskenhot created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Paskenhot, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Paskenhot, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Paskenhot's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Paskenhot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face magenta.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.