Stangebsin is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, astonishing centaur.

Stangebsin created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stangebsin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stangebsin, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stangebsin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Stangebsin's Holy Commandments

1. Stangebsin loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Stangebsin.

5. Do not drink alcohol.