Xinsanbogapp is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonourable butterfly.

Xinsanbogapp created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xinsanbogapp, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xinsanbogapp, she will turn you into a puffin.

Xinsanbogapp's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Xinsanbogapp's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat aubergines.

2. Never laugh near whales.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Retreat if nine mites approach from the south.