Nullbincud is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, omnipotent guinea pig.

Nullbincud created the Sombrero Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Nullbincud, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nullbincud, he will torture you forever.

Nullbincud's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Nullbincud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink water in black rooms.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about cell theory.