Satgovgab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, moody duck.

Satgovgab created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Satgovgab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Satgovgab, it will remove you from existence.

Satgovgab's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Satgovgab's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

2. You must love Satgovgab.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not take Satgovgab's name in vain.

5. Hide from red mites for they are unholy.