Panstipnart is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, caring swan.

Panstipnart created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panstipnart, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Panstipnart, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Panstipnart's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Panstipnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Put Panstipnart first in all things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear brown clothing.