Afnegveennat is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, humorless wyrm.

Afnegveennat created the Large Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Afnegveennat, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Afnegveennat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Afnegveennat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Afnegveennat's Holy Commandments

1. Afnegveennat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

5. Respect your elders.