Xemdossget is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish coyote.

Xemdossget created humanity two years ago.

If you believe in Xemdossget, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Xemdossget, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Xemdossget's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Xemdossget's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Xemdossget loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never play with disobedient children.