Cudstanfabnanrulont is a god.

It takes the form of a small, slow otter.

Cudstanfabnanrulont created a strange quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudstanfabnanrulont, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cudstanfabnanrulont, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cudstanfabnanrulont's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cudstanfabnanrulont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not run in public.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never look at comets.

4. You must pray to Cudstanfabnanrulont nine times a day.

5. Never wear shirts.