Zagstigart is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, strong seal.

Zagstigart created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagstigart, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zagstigart, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Zagstigart's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Zagstigart's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Zagstigart loves otters, so they must be respected.

5. Never play with disobedient children.