Mipfasflathig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, quiet manatee.

Mipfasflathig created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipfasflathig, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mipfasflathig, he will strike you with lightening.

Mipfasflathig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Mipfasflathig's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Mipfasflathig's priests.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never jump near nematodes.

5. Never think about asteroids.