Cedhitkim Flyjatruttomtsug is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-confident turtle.

Cedhitkim Flyjatruttomtsug created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedhitkim Flyjatruttomtsug, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cedhitkim Flyjatruttomtsug, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cedhitkim Flyjatruttomtsug's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cedhitkim Flyjatruttomtsug's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cedhitkim Flyjatruttomtsug.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Run away from brown badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.