Hudnellsas is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, omniscient gnu.

Hudnellsas created the Black Eye Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudnellsas, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hudnellsas, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hudnellsas' most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Hudnellsas' Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.