Fossflagzedfid is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless centaur.

Fossflagzedfid created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fossflagzedfid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fossflagzedfid, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fossflagzedfid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Fossflagzedfid's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fossflagzedfid.

2. Worship no other gods but Fossflagzedfid.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help dolphins.