Cinjop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, omniscient alligator.

Cinjop created the Cigar Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cinjop, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cinjop, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cinjop's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cinjop's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cinjop first in all things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not kill great tits.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.