Yokingnart is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, effective naga.

Yokingnart created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yokingnart, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokingnart, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yokingnart's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Yokingnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.