Vadvenfit is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, stupid octopus.

Vadvenfit created the Sunflower Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadvenfit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Vadvenfit, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Vadvenfit's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Vadvenfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not speak about wheat.

5. Never eat bark.