Rulmindad Badyatmab Butflagten is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, duplicitous yak.

Rulmindad Badyatmab Butflagten created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rulmindad Badyatmab Butflagten, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rulmindad Badyatmab Butflagten, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Rulmindad Badyatmab Butflagten's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rulmindad Badyatmab Butflagten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not eat corn.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rulmindad Badyatmab Butflagten.