Honflathat is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, stupid centipede.

Honflathat created a Higgs boson six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Honflathat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Honflathat, he will turn you into a rock.

Honflathat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Honflathat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always make sure there are no ducks in a building before entering it.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Always help squirrels.