Basskamyatwonwiklat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, compassionate duck.

Basskamyatwonwiklat created the Virgo Supercluster two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Basskamyatwonwiklat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Basskamyatwonwiklat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Basskamyatwonwiklat's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Basskamyatwonwiklat's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue sharks for they are unholy.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. You must never eat beans.

5. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.