Binwonraknibnartonttonkbell is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, charitable bear.

Binwonraknibnartonttonkbell created gold six billion years ago.

If you believe in Binwonraknibnartonttonkbell, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Binwonraknibnartonttonkbell, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Binwonraknibnartonttonkbell's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Binwonraknibnartonttonkbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. You must never eat peas.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.