Haksinzod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident lizard.

Haksinzod created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Haksinzod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Haksinzod, he will cry a lot.

Haksinzod's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Haksinzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the north.