Dossbankon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage snake.

Dossbankon created a photon two million years ago.

If you believe in Dossbankon, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dossbankon, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dossbankon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dossbankon's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

3. Never hurt tortoises.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Do not drink alcohol.