Hugkamcit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, self-confident warg.

Hugkamcit created tapeworms four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hugkamcit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hugkamcit, she will not care at all.

Hugkamcit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Hugkamcit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Cats are not to be trusted.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Never pour water over plants.