Buttarflis is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, competent shark.

Buttarflis created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Buttarflis, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Buttarflis, she will throw large rocks at you.

Buttarflis' most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Buttarflis' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.
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