Paggetdav Fitcedyartvid is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, egotistical cow.

Paggetdav Fitcedyartvid created the Sombrero Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Paggetdav Fitcedyartvid, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Paggetdav Fitcedyartvid, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Paggetdav Fitcedyartvid's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Paggetdav Fitcedyartvid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never paint your legs green.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention great tits.