Gudfodnab is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, witless snake.

Gudfodnab created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gudfodnab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gudfodnab, she will come to you in dreams.

Gudfodnab's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Gudfodnab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Gudfodnab's priests.

2. You must love Gudfodnab.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.

4. Put Gudfodnab first in all things.

5. Never think about planets.