Labbimfen is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, narcissistic manatee.

Labbimfen created the Andromeda Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Labbimfen, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Labbimfen, it will curse you with boils.

Labbimfen's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Labbimfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Labbimfen loves birds, so they must be honoured.

3. Never think about asteroids.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.