Yarttarpcap Wodponhadmot is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, weak cow.

Yarttarpcap Wodponhadmot created an electron two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarttarpcap Wodponhadmot, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yarttarpcap Wodponhadmot, it will ignore you.

Yarttarpcap Wodponhadmot's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Yarttarpcap Wodponhadmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never wear violet scarves.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.