Gutweekan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane slug.

Gutweekan created the planet Venus five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutweekan, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gutweekan, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Gutweekan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Gutweekan's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gutweekan.

3. Do not kill mites.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not jump in public.