Hudkadgem is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, staggering pigeon.

Hudkadgem created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudkadgem, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hudkadgem, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Hudkadgem's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hudkadgem's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt otters.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never play with disobedient children.