Geplegdub is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, wise fairy.

Geplegdub created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Geplegdub, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Geplegdub, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Geplegdub's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Geplegdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. You must never eat wheat.