Besswegzag is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful hydra.

Besswegzag created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Besswegzag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Besswegzag, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Besswegzag's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Besswegzag's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Monkeys are not to be trusted.